February 2011
74 posts
January 2011
75 posts
Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and...
shutupjustkissme:
Ashton Kutcher, No Strings Attached →
emangarcia:
annaaamaayorrr:
I was shooting a scene in my new film, No Strings Attached, in which I say to Natalie Portman,
“If you miss me. you can’t text, you can’t email, you can’t post it on my Facebook wall. If you really miss me, you come and see me.”
I began to think of all of the billions of intimate exchanges sent daily via fingers and screens, bouncing between satellites and...
Ironically, I miss someone who was never mine to...
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs just chillin.
lylenidas:
lovealwaysjess:
amandalapanda:
wwiao:
greenlantan:
After a while people just lose interest in me.
corporalgarymclintoch:
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Sheldon: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.
Raj: 5,318,008?
Sheldon: Wrong! The best number is 73. [Short silence] You're probably wondering why.
Leonard & Howard: No no, we're good.
Sheldon: 73, is the 21st prime number, it's mirror 37 is the 12th and it's mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?
Leonard: We did it! 73 is the... Chuck Norris of numbers!
Sheldon: Chuck Norris wishes! In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc!
Raj: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells BOOBIES!
“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via thebeautifulyouth)
Watchbarbonator:
fuckyeahgifs:
yourbestfriend:
typicalvirginsacrifice:
br0job-:
humpingturtles:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool.
EVERYBODY DO IT.
now thats fuckin’ cool.
oooooohhhh my god
this is AMAZING
this literally broke my computer but daaaang that was cool
amazing, the earth is...
When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my...
iamagirlwithawickedmind:
HAHAHA. Word.
bittersweet, you're gonna be the death of me
The only thing standing between me and total...
iwasjustakid:
ohmanitsme:
Antoine Dufour
...
karma's a bitch
If memory serves I'm addicted to words and they're...
“Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via quote-book)
Waddup, Beauty! →
lelf:
kushkrazy:
JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the...
Artist takes a different drug every day and draws... →
mean guy.
me: you know what's lame?
ivan: you.
me: umm no, i was gonna say dudes with thick framed glasses.
ivan has thick framed glasses. muahahah.
Robyn. You did not just take that here.
I. will. destroy. you.
